28 Sex Toys Better Than Any Person, Hand, Or Mouth

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Give your hand a break and try out one of these 🌶️ toys, instead.

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Promising review: "Omg. Don’t have anyone to 👅 you?? NOT A PROBLEM ANYMORE. Wow, these toys are getting so advanced it’s amazing. Feels sooo similar to a real tongue. And has a vibrator on the other end so it’s even better. 😂 This made me climax in a way I never have before. 10/10 recommend." —Mel

Get it from Amazon for $36.99.

Truly a Gem, this toy has a curved end and a beaded end with a flared base in the middle for easy removal. Oh, and it's dishwasher safe? Um, yes please!

Promising reviews: "New bff; possible husband replacement. Can't say enough good things about Gem. It's a great size (not too big or too small) and is awesome for anal. Hits the G-spot just right when used vaginally. Combining Gem with Jelly is a match made in heaven!" —chelly j.

"I love the Gem. I bought this with the Bender for clit stimulation and vibration and I have been getting SERIOUSLY long and intense orgasms. This has me feeling like that Mitski lyric, 'Nobody f**cks me like me' (with the help of Unbound Babes, of course)." —kelsie

Get it from Unbound for $35 or Amazon $34.

Promising reviews: "This is a new level and I hate to say, it's kinda of better than the real thing in a few ways. It's almost TOO good and since it does not expand like a real vagina, it stays pretty dang tight. If you are wider than 2 inches it's going to be an even tighter squeeze. The entire tube is about 9 inches so if you are longer... look elsewhere or you'll be popping out and you won't be able to use the suction aspect of it at all because the end cap is there. I'd say the perfect size you should be to enjoy this is anywhere from 4–7.5 inches length and 1–1.75 inches wide not measuring around but just across." —Bob Benkosky

"WARNING: This thing will make your toes do gang signs. I was skeptical, read all the reviews, and pulled the trigger. I’m telling you, if this thing was warm, with lube it would be identical to the real thing." —Juan Disimo

Get it from Amazon for $26.89+ (available in five colors).

It might just be Amazon's most beloved sex toy, seriously.

Promising reviews: "I have been waiting for something like this forever. Helped me to get over that edge. Best thing since sliced bread. I highly recommend this." —etheldrea

"Throughout my entire life, I have NEVER orgasamed as quickly as I did when using this. It literally took less than a minute. It is absolutely amazing. It's better than sex or any other toy I've ever purchased." —Confidential

Get it from Amazon for $39.95 (available in three colors).

BTW, we rounded up a list of sex toys to pair with your Satisfyer Pro 2, so check it out!

Promising review: "This toy is absolutely incredible. I don't have much experience with toys because until now I never found the right thing. Vibrations are just distracting to me. I prefer exciting penetration, and this one... I've never seen anything like this. The width is a tad intimidating, but once my imagination has me all worked up, it's everything I could possibly want. I use it solo without the suction. The only thing that could possibly make this better would be to not be the one doing the work. It is large, so if I'm not at the right angle (or if I'm at too good of an angle), there's slight pain, but, like, the kind that makes you go cross-eyed. The sensation of the balls inside is really exhilarating. They give me a little something extra that helps me feel like someone else is doing the deed. I haven't orgasmed like this in years. I used it twice today, and I switched to a smaller, less interesting toy for round three. That got me started, but I anxiously came back to this for a successful, glorious experience. I think I might be obsessed." —Ashley

Get it from Fun Factory or Amazon for $99.99 (available in red and black).

Promising reviews: "After my first use I came like NO OTHER! I didn’t know how I was going to feel about the tongue, but it reminded me of the best head I’ve received, so obviously I was in love. I mean it when I say my first immediate thought was, I will no longer need a man because I have this toy. 😂 So if you wanna ditch your man, woman, they, and whoever else, this toy will keep you satisfied probably better than they can. 12/10." —TJ

"I love how the mouth and tongue are bigger/wider than other toys I've used, and the tongue moves in so many different speeds and patterns it almost literally feels like its real. You can also use the vibration along with the tongue motion to make things even more intense. The vibration also has many speeds and patterns. If I need to climax fast, this amazing toy gets the job done in about 4 minutes with both functions. If I want a slower climax, I just skip the vibration and enjoy the soft perfect motions of the tongue. Another perk is how perfect it fits into my hand and very easy to hold with its unique design." —Janessa spicer

Get it from Amazon for $33.99+ (available in four colors).

Three speeds and seven powerful vibration modes in the shaft and rabbit ears along with flexible anal beads offer a lot stimulation whether you like to use your toys alone or with a partner, for foreplay or the entire session.

Promising review: "HOLY FUCK! This is my absolute favorite vibrator. I can't tell you how many times I came because I have lost count. I have like 30 toys and none of that got so much attention like this one. 🤣🤣 Drip drip. 💦💦💦 Worth every penny." —Elka Friedman

Get it from Amazon for $27.99+ (available in violet and pink).

Just FYI, the interior of this stroker is created with TPE, which is a plastic-like form of rubber. TPE is not a body-safe material (like silicone or metal) and will degrade over time with use. A couple of ways you can make this toy last longer is to use a condom during play and only use water-based lubricant.

Promising reviews: "Super tight, felt very realistic. Almost forgot it wasn't the real thing lol. Sucking provided a nice sensation that was incredibly pleasant. Reached the climax within three minutes." —Brett Gong

"Wow, I’ve tried various male toys over my lifetime but this is one most interesting and extremely satisfying toys. You don’t even have to hold it, the suction power will keep you attached so you can pop in your favorite movie entertainment and just sit back and enjoy the ride. Also make sure to use lots of a high-quality lube to get what the product is supposed to deliver. It’s about as close to real feeling as I’ve experienced. This is a must-have!" —Jason

Get it from Amazon for $68.99 (also available without suction).

Promising reviews: "It feels incredible and has multiple settings you can try. There is a strong suction but I really like the tongue part. It's seriously almost, if not better, than the real thing. 👅" —Rosemary

"I decided to give this a try after not being satisfied with some of the other 'popular' toys and man I'm mad I even wasted money on anything else. I'm very big on oral stimulation and this gets the job done. The tongue is soft and big enough to feel like the real thing but not too rough even on higher speeds, as I've experienced with some other toys in the past. The suction is pleasant but strong so be careful lol. It's easy to clean and the battery life LASTS! I misplaced my charger and it lasted months on a single charge. Of course this will vary depending on how long and often you use it, but in my case I didn't need prolonged sessions cause it was effective quite quickly. If you are debating on trying, just go with it. You will not be disappointed." —Monique Wiggins

Get it from Amazon for $39.98+ (available in green and pink).

At 7.6 inches long and 1.5 inches wide (at the largest point), this vibrator sets itself apart with 10 unique vibration modes.

Promising reviews: "It is as close as you’ll come to experiencing the real thing. And let me tell you, the orgasms keep coming." —Jeri

"Happy orgasmic Monday with teal vibes!! Receiving this was the highlight of my day. First, the pictures do not do it justice...it's so soft and flesh like. 10 O to the triple MMM Greatness settings. I only made it through half of them before I climaxed and quickly climaxed with round 2! (Less than two minutes to pure bliss.) I love that it's a barely there plugin. No awkward plastic handle, no batteries to fidget with. Did I mention it's waterproof?! All I can say is Tracy's Dog has done it and my rating is AHHHHmazing!!! Perfect for solo play as it's curve hits all the right spots. Ty Tracy's Dog!!! You definitely need to get one!!" —Angela Dumais

Get it from Amazon for $32.98.

This stainless steel beauty weighs 2 pounds, so you'll definitely feel it.

Promising reviews: "Product will make your partner squirt. I would recommend pairing this with a Magic Wand as well. Problem my girlfriend and I encountered is it’s actually too intense for her, and now she requires to be tied up, so I had to make a follow up trip to HomeDepot. Solid rating at 5/5, will spice up your intimacy time." —M. Allen

"Holy buckets of pussy juice! I had an experience with a lover who made me squirt. I was mortified! But then I began to think...what if I had been able to squirt my whole adult sexual life and never tapped into my own G-spot potentials?! I googled 'toys that make a woman squirt' and the Njoy wand rose like the Excaliber: shining and majestic. I read the reviews, clicked 'buy now' and squealed with delight when it arrived. It's heavy...only downside. Other than that...it has really intensified my sexual experiences...mostly with myself. Harness your inner flow!" —River Luver

Get it from Amazon for $72.

This 1.5-inch diameter plug has seven rotation patterns and six intensities to explore and stimulate your P-spot as you start (or continue) your journey into anal play. Also, it's splash-proof!

Looking for something a little larger? Check out the Rimming Plug 2 and Rimming Plug XL, that have all the same features but a little more length.

Promising reviews: "Got this about six months ago and it instantly became my favorite toy! The rimming beads may be the best sexual sensation I’ve felt in my life! My orgasms with this are some of the best I’ve ever had too! 11/10, best sex toy ever." —Happy Bottom

"I was bent over and am normally keen to move through positions but this toy’s different settings provided that excitement for me. I made my boyfriend stay in the same position the entire time. The toy provided deep pressure, a lovely rim job and having vaginal sex while it stayed in led to my mind reaching different levels of pleasure until it all came at once. This orgasm was one where you realize what matters in life and provided a reset to my mind, body and soul. My vagina was tingling for an hour afterwards. On certain settings, your partner can enjoy the vibration with you. We used it on him this morning for prostate stimulation and he laid there speechless for a half hour afterwards and only said, 'Just how you described. 10/10.' Cough and breathe deeply to get it out. Definitely purchase, take it slowly and enjoy the ride." —Gwynne

Get it from B-Vibe for $159.99 (available in three colors) or Amazon for $109.99+ (also available in Rimming Plug 2 and XL).

B-Vibe is a premium collection of tech-forward anal play products founded by certified sex educator Alicia Sinclair.

Promising reviews: "Honestly, sometimes better than the real thing! Used it almost everyday since I got it and it gets the job done. Very soft, but not too soft that it's difficult to put in, so great for beginners. I'd say worth every cent and very easy to clean." —Someone

"Dare I say it, I think this thing is better than real life. As much as I love a real one, this one I can grip the base of and it's flexible enough that it hits *all* the right places. Add a little wand in for front action and it will wind up being very loved! It looks super realistic too! In my pictures, I have people questioning if it's real or not until I zoom out! Cleans up super easy too (not the sticky silicone that just attracts ALL the hair). 10/10 recommend. It IS 7 inches though, so if you're not used to that length, it takes some adjusting. But not much, it just feels too good!" —My079585

Get it from Amazon for $17.99+ (available in three colors).

This dual-stimulating silicone toy offers 10 powerful vibration modes and 5 inches of insertable length to reach that sweet spot.

Promising review: "The color is beautiful and the toy is so soft to the touch. The vibration and mode options make for different experiences and there is something for everyone. The charging is quick and simple so you can get to playing soon after un-boxing. This thing works AMAZING I was skeptical for 25 dollars but thought it was worth a shot. I am so glad I actually took a chance because this baby is the best thing I've ever owned. If you're thinking of giving it a chance do it! You won't be disappointed!" —Shelia

Get it from Amazon for $32.98 (available in purple and teal).

There's a little bump at the top for an even more stimulating touch to the base of your tip, and ridges on the inside so that every movement offers stimulation.

I don't have a penis, but this looks incredible, and I want it.

Promising reviews: "Love the product. The ribbed style made it feel so good and better than the real thing, almost. Definitely recommend this product to those needing to get some toys." —Spyro

"A fantastic masturbation product. All frequencies have a lot to offer. The frenulum tickler is the big plus. This product can make me come in seconds." —Dale

Get it from Amazon for $23.99.

And check out this round-up for even more strokers that feel like the real thing.

Promising reviews: "Was unsure how well this toy would work... Most incredible stimulating toy I have ever bought! Very strong motors, serious thrust, and incredible vibrating. It feels like the real thing! I enjoy it immensely! Easy to clean and the remote is very easy to use. Charge lasts for a long time. Would highly recommend — it almost makes hook ups unnecessary." —jack clopein

"Nice size — it’s giving boyfriend dick. Really mixed my guts; the vibration on the gooch part is really nice and smooth. If you’re worried about the c-ring part, it’s very stretchy and not tight at all, very comfortable to use. Only gripe is that it comes out easily, but that’s a plus when you’re finished. Can’t wait to use it with my partner." —Ikenna

Get it from Amazon for $39.66+ (available in four styles).

The Shilo dildo is harness-compatible and anal safe, and boasts an insertable length of 6.25 inches and 1.5 inches of girth. A prominent realistic tip offers targeted stimulation to G- or P-spots.

Promising review: "This dildo is absolutely fantastic. I can easily pack with it because it flexes, so it creates many opportunities for spontaneity. It’s super durable. The head and girth are absolutely perfect for someone or a couple looking for an above average dick without being too huge to use. My girl LOVES how this dildo feels. She can’t get enough of it. I highly recommend to anyone, especially those who like to be able to 'pack and play.' This is worth every penny." —J.

Get it from New York Toy Collective for $159 (available in four fleshtone and seven whimsical colors).

New York Toy Collective is a Black- and queer-owned retailer that creates high-quality, gender-affirming intimacy toys and products, ranging from packers and binders to dildos and accessories.

Oh, and if ball-slapping is not your thing — it also functions as a cock ring.

Promising review: "I feel like I’ve been missing out my entire adult life before this thing. Not only do they hang and swing in a pleasing way (which is nice for my identity as a trans man) but when I’m intimately with someone they create a new level of sensation that has led to some very exciting results. The design is complete genius. Thanks NYTC!" —Griff

"I love these so much I bought a second pair because my partners have all said they love how these feel slapping against them. Also great to flip upside down with the rechargeable bullet vibe for extra stimulation during missionary positions." —Hans Von Straphon

Get it from New York Toy Collective for $49.99 (available in four fleshtones and four colors).

If you want more toys that aren't too phallic or realistic, check out this round-up of gender-affirming sex toys and sex toys beloved by LGBTQ+ reviewers!

This 6.9-inch dildo offers just over 5 inches of insertable length above its realistic balls and is 1.81 inches wide.

Promising review: "This 'Blue Magic' here is amazing and I’ll buy it again and again if needed. It came well packaged and in all original factory packaging. When I pulled it out I was a little iffy it it would deliver. It truly has a realistic feel once you touch your privates with it. It’s an addictive feeling that makes your body crave more. For me, it felt just like the real thing. I was very satisfied once finish and felt proud of my new go-to pleasure piece. Overall the price and product deserves more stars than I can give it." —Sarita M.

Get it from Amazon for $13.99+ (available in nine colors).

This Fleshlight is tight, to simulate the feeling of actual intercourse and deliver something close to that satisfying penis-in-vagina-or-anus feeling one can only experience IRL.

Promising review: "Where do I begin, this product is amazing! Very Realistic. 1,000X better then hands, I will never go back! A lot better orgasms too! Worth every penny and then some! Cheers." —J. Johnson

Get it from Amazon for $69.95.

Promising reviews: "Stopping contemplating and just buy it! Absolutely no regrets! The silicone is so soft it’s addicting to just hold it. The settings make it great for solo pleasure or with a partner. This invention is worth the investment. 😍🤤" —Rachel B.

"OK, the Eva II is a game changer. It’s comfortable and easy to use. The three levels of vibration are perfection (level three is...life changing). I bought this to use with my husband but have only used it solo so far. Eva is the second toy I’ve ever purchased! I honestly had the most intense orgasm I’ve ever had with the first use. I highly recommend this and can’t wait to use it with my husband. It does take a bit of moving around at first to figure out how it fits best for you!" —Kelsey R.

Get it from Dame for $140 (available in ice or papaya) or Amazon for $139.99+ (available in ice and fir).

Promising reviews: "Highly recommend. Plethora of orgasms were had." —BookLover

"Earlier this evening, I 'graduated' from the medium to the large NJoy Plug. Quite a step up. You would think that a 1/4-inch difference would be minimal, and while the initial insertion was not difficult, I have certainly achieved a sense of full satisfaction. With each step, the weight and heft provides an ongoing sensual sensation. With absolutely no fear that it will fall out on its own, I look forward to wearing this naughty little secret out in public." —Mr. Gerg

Get it from Amazon for $52.

This wireless wand boasts 20 vibration patterns and 10 intensities to try them with for mind-blowing experiments. The silicone head is flexible and body safe, so you can maneuver this wand with ease — not to mention, it has a travel lock and case if you decide to take it on the go. If this wand seems a little too bulky for your style...grab the travel-friendly Le Wand Petite with all the same power and more color options. Then you can elevate your wands with one of the compatible silicone attachments!

Promising review: "Three words. (Four words? Two words and one hyphenated?) MULTIPLE. MIND-BLOWING. ORGASMS. (Okay more words) Whether I’m going solo or my partner is using it on me, it’s my ultimate go-to. The amount of possibilities between vibe patterns and intensities are as endless as the orgasms. Absolutely worth every penny and then some. (Not to mention HOW PRETTY IT IS)." —Caitlindashney

Get it from Spectrum Boutique for $166.50+ or Le Wand for $179.99 (available in six colors).

Spectrum Boutique is a sex-positive retailer run by self-proclaimed "Dildo Duchess" Zoe Ligon to provide customers with curated collections and resources.

Promising review: "I have been eyeing the Manta for a while and took the plunge. I have quite a few toys and WOW! It is my favorite by far! I am older and this gives me some rest for my hands! It is light and powerful and the shape, power and weight are perfect for playing with all of the contours of a penis: the base, shaft and tip. I love playing with it and enjoying the sensations. The 'fit and finish' is excellent (thanks Fun Factory!). I have not tried this with a partner but that is one of the reasons I bought this as I think it would be fun in partner play.

"All around this is an excellent toy. I would recommend tweaking the pulse settings as I don't always know how to increase the speed without switching pulse modes. I would also recommend including a carrying pouch. Otherwise, holy smokes — worth the money!!!!" —P.

Get it from Fun Factory for $139.99 or Amazon for $129.99+ (available in three colors and jewel-tone).

Promising reviews: "I recently broke up with my partner and was getting sick of my left hand. I then found this gem, and WOW, is it like magic! It has just the right tempos to bring you to that point of no return and the right grip to push you over the edge. Now, I'm not even in a rush for a new partner! :D" —Matthew C.

"This is an easy masturbator to use; you just stick your member in, and the machine does all the work. The variation of speeds will make this work for anyone, whether you like it quick and sturdy or you like to go slow and steady. You surely will be happy with the outcome of this machine, and your member will thank you. The hammer shape makes you feel that you are holding the one and only but in sex toy form. You will truly feel like Thor when you use this masturbator, and feel the lightning-like feeling from your member to your toes. That ultimate tingling sensation when you release. Grab the hammer and just let it do its magic." —Alex

Get it from Honey Play Box for $89.99 (originally $119.99).

Honey Play Box is a sexual wellness company in California run by a group of sex educators and self-proclaimed lesbian meme queens who are passionate about all things pleasure being positive, inclusive and accessible.

This rabbit vibrator weighs in at 10 inches long with an insertable length of 5.5 inches and soft, silky, body-safe silicone that's submersible, offering thrilling rumbles as you play. If Christian Grey had a penis that did all of these things, could you really blame Anastasia for falling for him?

Promising reviews: "My friend told me to buy this and that she orgasms in 40 seconds. I didn’t believe her, first time trying this I left a big wet patch on my grey sheets. I’m not even a huge toy fan, but this has me wanting to use it every night! I love it!!" —Cookie

"I don’t think I was prepared for how amazing this actually is. You can orgasm in seconds if you’re not careful. The vibrations feel amazing. My husband and I love using this, especially when he’s in my ass. There are literally no words, you’ll be seeing stars." —LaLaa

Get it from Lovehoney for $99.99 or Amazon for $59.23.

Check out these other rabbit and dual-stimulating vibrators if you're in the market!

Promising reviews: "I had three orgasms in 15 minutes! What is this magic???!!!" —Tracy B.

"Empress is an apt name for this little pink powerhouse. This isn’t self-love made easy, this is self-love transcendent. The Empress provides release worthy of the Gods, who may very well be jealous. Cannot recommend this piece of magic enough!" —Heather R.

Get it from Vush for $160.

Vush is an Australia-based sexual wellness brand that’s all about self-love and creating IG-worthy sex toys that’ll rock your world and match your aesthetic.

Promising reviews: "You will not be disappointed! Using Poco is like having an ultra-thick, dual-motor-controlled finger pleasure you, that unlike most human fingers, won't get tired. It's pretty perfect." —Laura

"There are so many times when we wish we had a discreet, compact, powerful vibrator tucked away in the bedside drawer to play with, forget about the world and reach new levels of euphoria. That’s exactly what I got from the Poco vibrator! The best pocket vibrator in the market by far!" —Claudia

Get it from MysteryVibe for $159 (originally $199).

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